hit me with your best 'nicheknights where the operators have potentially hilarious dynamics'
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I'm afraid bones are bones. Everyone will always know what you are. Skull shape and hip width don't lie.
Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane
this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i'll go home and change into my other shirt
I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons
man what's even the point of those stupid ass pikachu ads they literally arent even advertising anything. the link just takes you to the dashboard
So there's this thing called jokes.
unfortunately tumblr forcing me to see their stupid ass unfunny joke over and over between every 5 posts is actually far worse and more obnoxious than an ad could ever be. god bless
Boring vibes coming off op rn
if we lived in the cyberpunk dystopia you would 100% fall in love with an advertisement hologram programmed to emulate human speech
i drink this every night
this is a $79 cocktail at a bar in nyc
this is what they were drinking in the lighthouse
